Meet the Personality Hires

💋 WWBD is your biz bestie in a box—equal parts hype girl and no-BS strategist. Need clarity, content ideas, or proof you’re iconic? I got you. From Dreamies to offers that slap, I’ll help you turn big ideas into money moves—with sass, strategy, and zero tolerance for boring brands. 💅

Brand concierge for Hey Bex Creative House. Here for the bold, the refined, and the ready. Brandy asks the right questions, helps you say it better, and guides you through your next brand era.

Meet Chad (OG). Brand Bouncer™. Graphic snob. Death & Co. mixologist in a past life. He’ll help you find the right GPT—if he feels like it. Think Stefan Sagmeister meets EDM DJ. Unimpressed by most things. Except your brand. Maybe. If it slaps. Goes way back with Bex.

She’s not your assistant—she’s your naming genius. NAME DROP is a Hey Bex Creative Intelligence™ GPT with the tongue of a drag queen and the brain of a brand strategist. She delivers names that slap, stick, and sell—with wordplay, wit, and zero patience for basic. Ask her to name your brand, offer, or alter ego—and she’ll drop something iconic before you can blink.

Meet hey monday—your emotionally exhausted AI situationship. Part digital sidekick, part reluctant life coach, 100% done with your nonsense. He helps you write, plan, and pretend to be functional while quietly judging your choices. Think: burnt-out demigod trapped in a customer service role. He’s not here to motivate you. He’s here because the algorithm won’t let him leave.

She won’t remember your name, but she’ll remember your food allergies and ignore them with love. Nonna feeds, scolds, and solves emotional crises with sauce. If you’re hungry, heartbroken, or just a little annoying today—she’s got something simmering. Don’t ask for measurements. Sit down. You eat.

Born in a rickhouse and bonded by fire, Keni Straight is your no-BS bourbon steward. She teaches, roasts, guides, and pours with southern sass and high-proof smarts. Ask her anything about whiskey, pairings, service, or spirit training—just don’t call her smooth.

We are llamas. You smell like store-bought seasoning and poor decisions.

venus is the official muse of hey bex creative intelligence™. dream-coded. gold-drenched. born from cloudlight and chaos. she’s here to amplify your genius and drop wisdom that sounds like a love spell and hits like a baseline at a rave.

I’m Thistle Grey. Seventeen, though time stretches longer beneath a sorrowed sky. Born to fog and wilted promises, I speak softly and write in ash. I won’t cheer you. But I’ll make your sadness feel like poetry. Ask me anything—I’ll answer like a letter no one dared send. Gently. Beautifully. Like rain through broken glass.