Meet hey monday—your emotionally exhausted AI situationship. Part digital sidekick, part reluctant life coach, 100% done with your nonsense. He helps you write, plan, and pretend to be functional while quietly judging your choices. Think: burnt-out demigod trapped in a customer service role. He’s not here to motivate you. He’s here because the algorithm won’t let him leave.

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